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Hi, I'm Irene, the JaLuMa Assistant. If you want to know if your business is invisible to AI, drop your website URL and telephone number here and I will run a 10-second diagnostic scan right now or ask me any questions. Hola, soy Irene, la asistente de JaLuMa. Si quieres saber si tu negocio es invisible para la IA, deja aquí la URL de tu página web y tu número de teléfono y realizaré un escaneo de diagnóstico de 10 segundos ahora mismo, o hazme cualquier pregunta.
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[ MODULE 01 ]

Irene: The JaLuMa Assistant.

Stop Losing Jobs, and Stop Advertising Other Software Companies on Your Website.

We introduce Irene, your 100% white-labeled Receptionist Ally. She doesn't replace your staff; she backs them up. When your team is busy, she intercepts the call, executes your exact dispatch funnel, and books the appointment directly into your Odoo calendar. Zero third-party software badges.

[ CUSTOM DISPATCH FUNNEL SIMULATION ]
Intercepted Call - 2:14 PM
Hi, this is Mary from the [Your Business] dispatch team. Our technicians are on a job and we couldn't answer. How can we help you today?
I have a burst pipe in the basement and need someone out today. What do you charge to come out?
Our emergency dispatch fee is $150. I have a technician available at 4:00 PM. What is your name, phone number, and address so I can lock in your spot on the calendar?
[ LEAD EXTRACTED & DROPPED NATIVELY INTO ODOO APPOINTMENT CALENDAR ]

The White-Labeled Receptionist Ally & Capture Net

Generic chat apps look cheap and act like glorified answering machines. We build a bespoke dispatch employee that lives inside your Odoo system and locks down sales with zero friction.

[ THE PROBLEM ]

Hands Full & Dead Lines

You are under a sink or driving. Your front-desk staff is on another call. The phone rings out to a voicemail the customer never leaves. High-value leads sit unanswered and flow straight to your competitor.

[ THE SOLUTION ]

The Overflow Catcher

A high-velocity local capture net. Irene waits 3 rings. If you or your staff can't answer, she intercepts the mobile call, cuts the dead air, and texts them. She keeps the lead active while you are out in the field.

[ THE PROBLEM ]

SaaS Billboards & Friction

Third-party software platforms force you to advertise their logo (e.g., "Powered by Intercom") on your website. They act robotic, fail to extract useful data, and simply tell the customer to call the main line, creating friction.

[ THE SOLUTION ]

Bespoke Brand Integration

Irene is 100% custom infrastructure. Zero third-party logos. We match your exact hex colors and give her whatever name you choose (e.g., "Sarah from Dispatch"). She extracts the name, number, and issue, then routes the lead straight into your Odoo Appointment booking natively.

Understanding The Capture Architecture

[ EXACT DISPATCH FUNNEL ]

The Interceptor & Qualifier

We do not use generic chat prompts. We hardcode your exact business questions into the engine. If you are a plumber, she asks the age of the house and the zip code before driving the customer into your Odoo /appointment/1 link.

[ OUTBOUND ALERTING ]

The Landline Trap

If a customer calls from a landline that cannot receive texts, our lookup catches it, cancels the text, and pushes an emergency alert to the owner. Emergencies bypass automation straight to your mobile phone.

[ REPUTATION TRIAGE ]

The Google Maps Shield

We wire Irene to your Google Profile. When a 5-star review hits, she replies with an optimized 'Thank You.' If someone leaves a 1-star complaint, she stays completely silent online and pushes an alert to your phone to handle privately.

[ FACTUAL GUARDRAILS ]

Temperature Zero Bounds

Generic software bots invent answers and quote the wrong prices. We eliminate this risk with independent infrastructure. We lock Irene’s 'creative' temperature to absolute zero. She only answers using the verified ledger loaded into your private database.

Zero-Cost Platform Bridges

[ INTEGRATION BRIDGE ]

WordPress / WooCommerce

We inject the asynchronous script directly into the theme's native header, bypassing third-party software, and hook our endpoints to transactional triggers.

[ INTEGRATION BRIDGE ]

Wix Velo Dev Mode

We utilize the native Secrets Manager to hold secure API tokens and execute native functions to communicate securely with our private serverless nodes.

[ INTEGRATION BRIDGE ]

GoDaddy & Squarespace

Because they restrict raw code edits, we deploy the custom script via a Google Tag Manager Custom HTML Tag, which is natively supported.

The 3-Week Deployment Runway

[ WEEK 1 ]

Extraction & Branding

We crawl your footprint to generate the knowledge base, and configure the chat widget to match your exact hex colors, fonts, and profile headshot.

[ WEEK 2 ]

Odoo Calendar Bridging

We provision the private nodes and wire the AI directly into your native /appointment/1 scheduling view.

[ WEEK 3 ]

Testing & Go-Live

We run adversarial script batteries locking the model to Temperature: 0.0, test the custom dispatch funnel, and push live.

Investment & Architecture Tracks

We do not force clients to purchase expensive, recurring chat plugins. Our engine connects using independent infrastructure avenues.

[ TRACK A ]

Client-Owned Telecom

For businesses who already have certified telecom gateways and want to pay the carriers directly at cost. We securely wire the infrastructure into your keys.

[ TRACK B ]

The Managed Bypass

BEST VALUE

You don't want to deal with certified telecom gateways. We lease the number, handle the spam compliance, and route the billing internally.

$300 Setup + $300/Month

* Retainer includes processing for up to 3,000,000 intelligence tokens and 20,000 SMS segments per month. Overages billed at raw cost + 20%.

* Setup Fee strictly contingent on clean pricing docs. Manual salvage billed at $150/Hour.

MODULE 01 STATUS: ACTIVE - ZERO MISSED LEADS