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[ MODULE 01 ]

Irene: The JaLuMa Assistant.

Stop Losing Jobs Because Nobody Replied.

We introduce Irene, your 24/7 digital assistant. She connects your website chat, social media DMs, and Google Maps messages into a single, automated inbox—instantly replying to every customer, qualifying their project, and scheduling appointments so your business is never left unstaffed.

The Omnichannel Capture Net

When a local customer searches on Google Maps, messages your social media, or types into your website chat box, they are looking for immediate action. If they do not receive a response within 180 seconds, they will bounce directly to a competitor. We stop the leak.

[ THE PROBLEM ]

Scattered Leads

Inbound customer inquiries from your website, Google Maps, WhatsApp, social DMs, and SMS are scattered across different apps. When your team is in the field or busy, high-value emergency leads sit unanswered.

[ THE SOLUTION ]

Capture Net Integration

A high-velocity, 24/7/365 emergency local capture net built on serverless Python architectures. We introduce Irene, your 24/7 digital assistant. She intercepts incoming mobile leads, qualifies intent, answers technical FAQs, and routes emergency notifications directly to your phone in under 3 seconds.

To put it simply

We set up Irene to monitor all your message channels. The second a customer reaches out, she greets them in under three seconds, answers their questions using your custom pricing sheets, and schedules their bookings while you are out on a service call. If she hits a complex emergency, she instantly escalates the lead directly to your Slack or Telegram.

Understanding The Capture Architecture

[ INBOUND ROUTING ]

The Omnichannel Interceptor

We connect your Google Business Profile, Facebook Messenger, Instagram DMs, and website chat into a single serverless Python backend. When a customer messages you from any of these platforms, Irene intercepts it instantly. She asks qualifying questions, gathers project details, and checks your availability, keeping the lead warm while you finish the job you are currently working on.

[ OUTBOUND ALERTING ]

The Instant Escalation Loop

We don't let AI handle emergencies. If a customer uses high-urgency keywords, Irene immediately bypasses the automated responses. She fires a sub-3-second priority push notification or secure Telegram/Slack alert directly to your phone. You get the customer's exact details instantly, allowing you to close the high-value job before your competitor even checks their email.

[ FACTUAL GUARDRAILS ]

Temperature Zero Bounds

Standard generic tools invent answers and quote wrong prices. Our architecture completely eliminates this risk. We lock Irene's creative settings to absolute zero. She can only answer questions using the verified pricing sheets and service area boundaries we load into your private vector database. If she doesn't know the exact answer, she escalates the chat to a human.

Zero-Cost Platform Bridges

[ INTEGRATION BRIDGE ]

WordPress / WooCommerce

We inject Irene's asynchronous script directly into the theme's native header, bypassing third-party software, and hook our endpoints directly into WooCommerce transactional triggers.

[ INTEGRATION BRIDGE ]

Wix Velo Dev Mode

We utilize the native Wix Secrets Manager to hold secure client API tokens and execute backend fetch functions to communicate securely with our cloud container.

[ INTEGRATION BRIDGE ]

GoDaddy & Squarespace

Because rigid website builders restrict raw header code edits, we deploy Irene's custom chat script via a Google Tag Manager Custom HTML Tag, which is natively supported.

The 3-Week Deployment Runway

[ WEEK 1 ]

Extraction & Distillation

We crawl your digital footprint and run our Synthetic Distillation engine to generate a clean 100+ Q&A vector knowledge base.

[ WEEK 2 ]

Webhook Bridging

We provision our serverless routing code on Google Cloud Run and register live webhook endpoints for Maps SMS and social channels.

[ WEEK 3 ]

Testing & Go-Live

We run adversarial script batteries locking the model to Temperature: 0.0 to eliminate hallucination, test escalation loops, and push live.

Investment & Architecture Tracks

We do not force clients to purchase expensive, recurring live-chat plugins. Our serverless engine connects to your existing site using native developer-mode avenues.

[ TRACK A ]

The Twilio Handshake

For clients who already possess an active, registered Twilio console or prefer absolute ownership of their telecom billing.

  • » Client-Owned telecom billing.
  • » Secure API Key escrow in Google Cloud Secret Manager.
[ TRACK B ]

The Zero-Friction Bypass

BEST VALUE

For clients who refuse to deal with EIN business verification, 10DLC compliance logs, or managing a separate Twilio account.

  • » B.1 Managed: We provision a restricted sub-account under JaLuMa using Telnyx's private-network bypass.
  • » B.2 Pure OTT: Zero SMS. We route purely through Web Chat, WhatsApp, and social DMs with Push notifications.
$300 Setup + $300/Month

* Retainer includes processing for up to 3,000,000 LLM tokens and 20,000 SMS segments per month. Overages billed at raw carrier/compute cost + 20% margin.

IRENE STATUS: ACTIVE - ZERO MISSED LEADS